FPL PLAYER PUN FILLED ADVICE

FPL pun filled advice

We’re a few weeks into Fantasy Premier League now, the big names aren’t quite hitting the mark yet, so it’s easy to lose faith in your team. I have some (pun-filled) thoughts and advice whilst the international break is on…

A KRUL blow for newcastle

Fantasy Premier League can be a KRUL game. We all recruited big expensive stars into our teams that aren’t GRABBAN as many points as we thought they would. Chelsea’s defence have looked unusually HAZARDous and Rooney has looked sluggish like he’s been eating all DEPAYs (as the chant goes).
On the other hand, some players that were going for a SONG have looked CLASIE, and more still PUNCHEON above their weight. The managers near the top of the leaderboards now are the one’s who CLEVERLEY brought them in early.


The season is YOUNG. Don’t get BOGDAN with these early misfires and keep HART with the team that you selected using all your WISDOM at the start. Listen, WALCOTT problems with our ORIGInal selections, but your players need to be GIVEN time to find their VORM. I know you’ve probably got TADICy transfer trigger fingers at this point, but it’s the NOBLE thing to do.

Take me for example, AMAVIn a hard time trying to keep a MCCLEAN sheet over here, my defenders have been DYER and KANTE seem to get their poo together. They need to stop playing like a bunch of CISSEs, DELPH a bit deeper, CHAMAKH themselves in the face a bit and start FIRMINOp at the back. Really, HOWARD can it be.

That said, if player’s continue to register a NAUGHTON the scoresheet, be SHAW to keep a CABAYE on the price drops, and don’t be BLIND sided by them - you don’t wan’t to be losing too MUTCH team value early on. For FUCHS SAKO, CECH them SON.

The bright SON of tottenham

IBE personally BENTEKE my time with transfers, but ANITA to now get the STERLING out and start WHELAN and DELANEYing before any more 0.1mils GOMISsing. ANYA probably should be doing the same as it’s going to COSTA bit more to get the best players in the LONG run. You don’t want to find yourself CROUCHing in the corner of the room raging that YOSHIDA trusted your gut and MARTIALed in that player before his value ROSE, instead of SHELVEYing your plans until next week.

AYEW gonna keep faith

So who AYEW going to bring in when changes need to be made? Well, what MATAs most, and what I think is the KI, is that form and fixtures are KING in this game. Don’t just fuKINSELLA player on a whim for EVANS sake, think ‘WATMORE CAN I do to get the best from my team’? GALLOWAY from everyone for a bit, WARD off all invitations for KOMPANY, DRINKWATER, and take your time to REID the upcoming fixtures.

TARGETT the right players who can get you MOORE points over the next couple of weeks. You might just have that ‘ZAHA’ moment and TAYLOR your team perfectly to produce the points RITCHIEs for an absolute CAULKER of a week, which will inevitably see you ZOUMA right up the leaderboard - making you cry with joy like you’ve won an OSCAR or a TOUREnament.

SILVA star of city attacks

This may sound CLICHY, but INGS can only get better from here if you follow this advice. Something you should always MBEMBA, every cloud has a SILVA lining.

This was created by a friend from an FPL advice site. Hope you enjoyed it